Q. What's with the lake?
A. Huh?

Q. Are there fish in the lake?
A. Several species. Most abundant are the Snarp, Cow-fish and the bottom dweller,
Hummerfish (good eating that one)

Q. How deep is the lake?
A. Deep. However, more importantly, "How deep is your love"? (our apologies to the brothers Gibb)

Q. What happens if I come back late?
A. We take your first born. Or you pay another hour's fee ( it's up to you)

Q. But I don't have a watch! (addendum to previous question)
A. Start counting......NOW!

Q. Can I hang out on the dock while my friend/child/spouse/parent/dog is out on the boat?
A. Of course not.

Q. Is this Lake Placid?
A. Yes

Q. Then why does it say Mirror Lake Boat Rental?
A. Huh?

Q. Where's the alligator?
A. Betty White ate it. If we could only get rid of Bea Arthur in the same manner.

Q. Does my baby/child/teen count as an additional person?
A. According to Dr. Spock, these kinds of questions can severely affect a child's developmental growth and psyche. You are, in fact, questioning their role as a separate entity. Is this really worth saving the $10 additional person fee?